Sunday, February 10, 2008
Dear Husband,
As you are probably dining out in Cancun at this very moment, I just wanted you to know that I am stuck in the house in the middle of a snowstorm.
I had to bug your ass for an hour last night to get yourself packed and ready to go so that you wouldn't wake me up this morning. So instead, you kept me up for an hour while you ran around trying to get yourself ready.
And then you woke me up this morning anyway.
I've tried to teach you how to close a bathroom door quietly, but apparently you're braindead.
And speaking of bathrooms, can you please stop blowing your nose in the fucking shower because that makes me want to hurl. I can hear you, you know.
You took off with my reliable Neon and left me with the fantabulous winter vehicle otherwise known as a Mustang.
You left your hockey bag in the middle of the kitchen (along with two hockey sticks propped up against the wall) and I'm pretty sure you had to step over the stinky thing in order to get out of the house and steal my car.
Dry-cleaning hangers on the counter. Breakfast crap on the counter. SOCKS on the bathroom counter. Clothes on the floor.
Nice.
Have a good trip.
I'm not shoveling the driveway.
14 Comments:
After all that? You'd better NOT shovel the driveway!
Yes but she may have to shovel the driveway if she doesn't want to be housebound.
I'd rather have the Neon to drive too.
Want me to come pick you up for a coffee? ;)
TT: I think I'll send out the daughter. LOL! She's 12 ... that's old enough to shovel, right?
Jen: No shit. This weather is sucking. If you can make it up here, bring me a Timmies, okay?
(since you don't like Starbucks :D)
Don't you have offspring that can shovel?? My 10 year old does better than the 14 year old.
Tracy: Funny you ask ... Daughter has shoveling the front walkway as part of her chores. When I told her today to go clean off the car and clean the driveway, she had a meltdown. LMAO.
"THAT'S NOT ON MY CHORELIST"
Too bad kiddo. :D
Mine can't even OPEN the fucking DISHWASHER!
Besides that, he can't properly stack a dish in the sink anyway. I go in there and there's a large tupperware container FILLED with ICKY WATER , a glass and utensils inside of it, a plate precariously balanced and vertically standing straight up out of all that. Why not just rinse things and put them in the dishwasher? WHY?
Annie: I dunno. When I got married a few years back, I was thinking, oh yeah! a partner! I don't have to do all this shit myself anymore!!!
Now I realize I just got myself another kid.
:D
You let him go to Cancun without you? What were you thinking?
I have a trip in two weeks to Florida (can't wait), then in mid-March I'm off to Vegas.
I hate winter too-- and I'm sorry your H has been behaving like a little boy :(
Oh, and why didn't you go to Cancun too?!
Sadly, my daughter is too young for chores. She only thing she has to do is clean up her toys and books.
I tried getting her to shovel but the snow was higher than she is!
I wonder who is shoveling when he comes home from Cancun.
Perhaps you'd better reread the love letter post again!!!
Hehe. Hope you're well, sweetie.
LMAO,you,re so funny..get out the chore list and make a space for greg.AND he better bring back something nice for the both of us...lol Do you not have that dog house ready?OH!Have a great valintines Day! lots of love me
Dang, after reading all that I wanna kick your husband to the curb myself!
I'm sure he's a good guy overall, right?
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